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Dear Drunk Driver Dude,

Hi, it's me, the car that was behind you all the way down Main Street. 

I totally appreciate you deciding to take up the entire road - my lane, oncoming traffic's lane, the turn lane, the edge of the curb.  Yeah, we all loved your mad driving skillz tonight. So, as a little thank you, I called up the cops for ya! 

No, really...you probably would have gotten away if it weren't for me.

You know how I was all up in your ass at the stoplight?  Mmmhmm. That's when I was reading off your license tag to the operator!  And you know how I just kept on following you?  Yeah, I was walking them through where you were headed. 

I totally hope that cop that came 'out of nowhere' was a great surprise for you.  I worked really hard on it!  (No, really, you don't have to thank me! It was my pleasure!)

So, thanks again for endangering everyone's life. That was mighty decent of you.

Maybe we should do this again sometime. Fucktard.

Your buddy 'ol pal,

Chase

July 15, 2006 10:32 PM |
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I'm glad you did that. You may very well have saved someone's life tonight.
Posted by nicole at July 15, 2006 11:19 PM

You rock. Seriously. I've lost too many friends to drunk drivers. Way to go!
Posted by Erin at July 16, 2006 12:28 AM

Oh yeah, and the tango? Hottest. dance. EVER! I miss it soooo much - see if they have salons in your area to practice. They're so much fun, and you learn as much or more there that you do from the classes. *sigh* Now you're making me all hot remembering...
Posted by Erin at July 16, 2006 12:30 AM

Good for you. One of the few times that owning one of those new-fangled cell-phone thingies might be worth it... Nah. I'm still not gettin' one. ;)
Posted by Pappy at July 16, 2006 06:39 AM

Chase, you are awesome for doing that. Really. Most people would have just shrugged and called the DD an asshole and gotten away from them.
Posted by mothergoosemouse at July 16, 2006 08:57 AM

As a person who has to drive on the road with little ones in the car, I wanna say thank you. We might not live anywhere close to each other, but you most likely saved a few peoples' lives doing that.
Posted by Sarah at July 16, 2006 12:11 PM

More people should report drunk drivers. Most people don't bother... like me. I just sit in the car and complain to myself and who ever else is in the car. Props to you for taking the time to do that!!
Posted by Sarah-Jean at July 16, 2006 03:35 PM

You rock. Good for you for calling him in!
Posted by chilihead2 at July 16, 2006 03:56 PM

The only way I could be more proud would be if you ran him off the road and caused his car to explode. Maybe next time. :-)
Posted by Dave2 at July 16, 2006 04:33 PM

LOL! You ROCK, girl!! Though I really, really do like Dave's idea, too.
Posted by Candace at July 16, 2006 09:24 PM

WELL DONE!!! Hopefully you saved a few lives out there too! I am most impressed :)
Posted by bee at July 17, 2006 12:35 AM

GOOD for you! I don't know that I've ever seen a driver and knew they were drunk - but I hope I would take the time to do what you did. And it's not very often you see the word "fucktard" in a good semaritan post. Kudos :-)
Posted by adjunky at July 17, 2006 09:10 AM

Good for you! Too many people have died because of assholes like that.
Posted by Stacy at July 17, 2006 11:44 AM

What an asshole, I hope he drives off a cliff. No, not really but I hope he smartens up.
Posted by Robin at July 17, 2006 11:46 AM

Good for you Chase!!! :) You did your part in keeping America safe! Huhhhh??? I sound like a freakin broadcast commerical "Doh"
Posted by Muse at July 17, 2006 12:29 PM

On behalf of all the people in the world who have been crashed into by a drunk driver, THANK YOU. You did us all a favor. Those assholes take parts of our lives all the time. Luckily, no one in my life was taken. This was great! p.s. Did anyone tag you for the meme yet? WHAT? You're kidding? WHAT? Get your ass on this, girly! ;-)
Posted by Mocha at July 17, 2006 01:53 PM

I did this once to a drunk grandpa...only I didn't have a cellphone. I followed him all over the freaking countryside, flashing my lights and honking my horn until he eventually pulled into someone's driveway and they called the cops for me. He was a mess...could barely stand up when he got out of the car. While I know I did the right thing, I still feel a little bad for getting Grandpa arrested.
Posted by Lora at July 17, 2006 03:18 PM

Have you thought of a career in law enforcement... or teaching?
Posted by Neil at July 18, 2006 11:06 AM