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Evolution 101
Good morning. Professor Chase here.
 
I believe in evolution.  The Boyfriend does not.
 
While it should be no question that I'm right (I'm the professor afterall), it's time that I offer to you my highly sought-after scientifc analysis and evolutionary...uhm...rhetoric?...to prove this theory.  Yeah.
 
Since The Boyfriend is a nerd an engineering major and therefore best taught with visual stimuli, I shall offer diagrams and graphic explanations of my...theorem. (?)  
 
So here is my presentation. Please pay attention. You may ask questions when lecture is over.
 
 
Evolution...case in point : 
 
 
 
Class, please note opposable thumbs on both specimens. Without opposable thumbs, humans would not be able to do important tasks in life, such as play XBox or pretend to play drums on the steering wheel.  We bought our thumbs from the monkeys.  Or.  Um.  Something like that.
 
Moving on. 
 
 
Pay close attention to the mouth in both specimens. While it may look to you non-scientific folks like they are doing a duet of "Sexyback", they aren't.  They're clearly mouthing the word "evoluuuuuution".  And you can't really argue with monkeys saying "evolution," now can you? That's what I thought.
 
Next slide, please. 
 
 
 
This set shows the facial structures of the two specimens. Please note the similarities between the curve of the lips, the alert brown eyes, the flat brow, the sharp nose, the mustache....wait.  Dammit, who wrote that?!  
 
Ahem.
 
MOVING ON. 
 
 
The relation between the two specimens is quite apparent. Nappy hair. Big ears. Scarily large mouth. Stained teeth. Gums that are entirely too big for their smiles.
 
Seriously nasty creatures. And obviously closely related. (And, really, did you see the gums on that thing? JEEBUS!)
 
So, see, class? Evolution is easy.  Just look at the evidence offered here today.  I hope you kids learned something today.  If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.  I'll...uhm...get right on those.  Yeah.
 
 
 
 
 
 
And, a special note to The Boyfriend of the professor... 
 
 
 ...the monkey don't fall far from the tree, do he?
 
OOOO OOOO EEEE EEEEE EEEEE!! 
May 4, 2007 09:07 AM |
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So does he not believe in evolution as opposed to creation as far as how humans came to exist? Or is it like no evolution at all, like every single species that ever existed was individual and did not derive from any others. And that even certain traits of individual species don't ever evolve over time. Because I'm no science major and I do belief in creation, and yet you really can't deny that there's definitely some evolution going on out there.
Posted by doahleigh at May 4, 2007 01:37 PM

You're kinda hotter than the monkeys! He looks like a young Sting sorta kinda....and you are just freaking hot.
Posted by Hilly at May 4, 2007 03:41 PM

Creationists make me nervous... but he is cute, so I see the draw.
Posted by Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah at May 4, 2007 03:52 PM

*making Sarah nervous because I'm a Creationist* :) ROFL @ this post! Chase, my computer needs to evolve badly! I tried so hard to get the photos to load, over and over again, but could only get the first two sets to load. *pout* But I'm still LMAO!!!
Posted by blondeblogger at May 4, 2007 11:23 PM

That was awsome. I had a good laugh. Love Tango Boy's photo HAHAHAHA
Posted by Chancy at May 5, 2007 02:56 PM

Well...you've convinced me!
Posted by Mr. Fabulous at May 5, 2007 06:21 PM

LOL - This was to funny!!
Posted by mommiebear2 at May 6, 2007 09:17 AM

That was great. I needed some cheering up today and this did it for me. Very funny.
Posted by magickat at May 6, 2007 11:09 AM

Great post. But really not believing in evolution..... That's scary.
Posted by Michelle at May 6, 2007 08:45 PM

You are far too beautiful to be compared to a monkey (as is The Boyfriend), but quite a funny post nonetheless! Heart you!
Posted by Megs at May 7, 2007 10:04 AM