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Why I Actually Don't Mind Going To His Church
Preacher's last words of the Mother's Day service today:
"You can hang around here if you want, but if you hurry and get outta here, you can beat the Methodists to Luby's!"
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Rock on. I still remember a homily from a midsummer day when I was a kid: "It's hot enough in here, I'm not going to add any more hot air." THE END.
Posted by
Mayberry at May 13, 2007 08:25 PM
Heh, gotta love a preacher that appreciates the Lubys.
Posted by
Karl at May 14, 2007 07:17 AM
My pastor looks like a young, gorgeous, Linda Evans. It is so crazy. Our services last EXACTLY ONE HOUR. one more reason to love Unity.
Posted by
Suebob at May 14, 2007 10:23 PM
ROFL!!! I had one priest give a four word sermon. "Death. Are you ready?" Then he sat back down. LOLOLOL!!
