

Hi, internets. Guess what?
No, you have to GUESS. You'll never guess.
I'm engaged.
WHAT!?
That's right, yo! I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We've been vrrry vrrry busy in the beginning planning stages of this thing and we've already gotten a lot underway (SO much to tell you people!!!). I just couldn't say anything on this here blog because my brother reads this site sometimes and my family hasn't been told yet. (The ring is being custom-made and I still have 2 weeks before it's done...so we were waiting.)
BUT! The other night, my step mother's step mother (my step-step grandma??) called to congratulate me on the wedding. Uhhmmm...did I mention I hadn't told any of my family? She said my parents told her. GAH!
Sooooo. Huh. Everyone knows, but I didn't know they knew, and they don't know that I know they know.
Wait. What was that?
So yeah. I guess that cat is no longer in that bag. So much for "SURPRISE, DAD!!!" Heh.
So, hi!! I'm going to be Mrs.Tango on June 1, 2008!!!
WELL, who wants to come to a latin nightclub themed wedding? We'll have free mojitos and lots of salsa dancing!
I still go to church with The Boyfriend. At least once during each service I lean over to him and ask a question...or make a comment. Here are a few of my recent ones:
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Pastor : Some people ask, when tragedy strikes, where is God?
Me : Fishing?
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Pastor : Eli heard the Lord call his name, but did not know the Lord's voice, so went to his father, saying, 'I am here, father. Did you call?" And his father said he did not call, to go lie back down. He went back to bed and heard the Lord call his name again, and again went to his father and said, "I am here, father. Did you call?" And his father again said he did not call, to go lie back down. Eli returned to his bed and heard his name called again....
Me : I'm thinking Eli was just schizophrenic.
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Pastor : The Bible says to be childlike...because to be childlike is to be Godlike.
Me : But what if I'm like a Hindu child?
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Pastor : God wants to touch your life in every way.
Me : Heeee. God wants to touch your penis.
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Pastor : ...Jesus raised from the dead.
Me : Zombie Jesus wants brains!!!!
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And yet he allows me to still be his girlfriend. He must REALLY like me.
In case you're still upset or confused or bummed about the Sopranos finale, I post this for you. (And this one's for you, especially, Jenny):
How a series finale is SUPPOSED to end:
(From HBO's Six Feet Under)
While he was backing out of the driveway last week:
Me : Careful, you're getting kinda close to my car.
Him : No I'm not.
Me : You're totally going to hit my car.
Him : No I won't - watch this.
Me : Oh my god, you're SO close! Our mirrors are going to hit!!
Him : No they won't.
Me : THE MIRRORS ARE SCRAPING!!!
Him : No they're not.
Me : Stop. Look. You totally hit my mirror.
Him : No I didn't.
Me : Look!!!:


Him : OH CRAP!! I didn't think I was that close!!!
If I were mean, I'd have said HA! IN YOUR FACE! and done the Will & Grace "told ya so" dance....
....but I'm not mean. So I won't do anything like that.
Because if you're sick of seeing how charming a couple we are, you might want to just skip this post. Because this one might just make you vomit.






(look at those eyes!...*sigh*)
Know what's NOT very enjoyable?
Being 12 feet in the air on a ladder and looking down to see a wasp crawling up your leg toward the opening of your shorts.
Know what ELSE is not very enjoyable?
Realizing later that you were screaming "PLEASE GET OFF PLEASE GET OFF PLEASE GET OFF!!!" loud enough for the homeowner to hear you.
I'm. Just. Sayin.