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Listen To Your Woman, Man!

While he was backing out of the driveway last week:

Me : Careful, you're getting kinda close to my car.

Him : No I'm not.

Me : You're totally going to hit my car.

Him : No I won't - watch this.

Me : Oh my god, you're SO close!  Our mirrors are going to hit!!

Him : No they won't.

Me : THE MIRRORS ARE SCRAPING!!!

Him : No they're not.

Me : Stop. Look. You totally hit my mirror.

Him : No I didn't.

Me : Look!!!:

Him : OH CRAP!!  I didn't think I was that close!!!

 

 

 

If I were mean, I'd have said HA! IN YOUR FACE! and done the Will & Grace "told ya so" dance....

....but I'm not mean.  So I won't do anything like that. 

June 12, 2007 01:46 PM |
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Bummer Chase. But how did you even make this story hilarious?
Posted by Jacquie at June 12, 2007 03:29 PM

He must be my husband's long lost twin....that is TOTALLY something he'd do! *doing told-ya-so happy dance for Chase because she's too nice to do it and I'm really mean*
Posted by webmiztris at June 12, 2007 04:08 PM

Ha! Nothing like using the ol' blog to say "I told you so." Lots of witnesses.
Posted by Karl at June 12, 2007 08:37 PM

I was going to say....No, you just put it on your blog for millions of viewers to see the photographic evidence. :)
Posted by adena at June 12, 2007 08:41 PM

Blogging it is so much better than the told-ya-so dance. Nice move.
Posted by doahleigh at June 13, 2007 07:14 AM

You're a better woman than I ;) But I'm also the same driver that knocked the side mirror clean off because that damn tree moved a few inches to the right without telling me. The mirror was taped on for a week. I don't have much room to judge Mike's driving skills, but I so do anyway. Best. wife. ever.
Posted by Jennie at June 13, 2007 07:33 AM

If you had been married 13 years he would have said, "why didn't you tell me I was that close" Ask me how I know this....
Posted by Reevesfarm at June 13, 2007 10:22 AM

Ugh! You've got some serious training to do! Hopefully no one will have to die before he learns to listen to his woman! :)
Posted by blondeblogger at June 13, 2007 09:08 PM

Why the hell won't they listen??!!??
Posted by jali at June 14, 2007 11:55 AM

D'oh!!
Posted by Suebob at June 14, 2007 10:30 PM

Blogging it is the sneaky version of the told ya so dance. :) First time here, just making the rounds on the MamaDramaConQueso list. :)
Posted by Kyla at June 15, 2007 04:00 PM

Writing about it on your blog so people all over the world can call him a dumbass is so much more theraputic than a dance. Then again, I'm the mirror scraper in our family so I have to say that I think he did a FANTASTIC job. He didn't scratch the side of the car at all. Success!
Posted by Jenny at June 16, 2007 06:24 AM

D'oh! The only thing worse than getting a car dinged is dinging someone you know in the process.
Posted by Jess at June 16, 2007 02:53 PM

The grinding sound that must've made had to make him suck a hickey into his carseat knowing you'd blog it. He didn't realize the scraping of the mirror. But he knew it'd be blogged. (hey you!....How's Texas treating ya? Give me a shout some time.)
Posted by Niihaus at June 18, 2007 05:43 PM