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I Are All Growed Up
I was getting dressed this morning before the sun came up. I did my hair and make-up, like I do every morning now. I looked polished in my knit turtleneck and tan, pressed slacks. I smiled at the reflection of myself all dressed up for work, noting how grown up I look and feel.
Then I saw my engagement ring and thought how REALLY grown up I look and feel.
At work I placed orders for inventory. I implemented a new system for controlling insurance payments. I had a mid-morning meeting with HR to discuss my 401k. I had a lunch meeting with my manager to discuss an upcoming project. I worked late with a coworker so we could organize supplies.
Grown up. Grown up, indeed.
On the way out the door, my coworker wanted to stop and get a Pepsi. The machine wasn't giving her her pop or money, so I put my hands on it and yelled in my best southern baptist voice, "JEEEEEEEEEEESUS HEEEEAL THIS MACHINE!!!!!!!" until her Pepsi came out.
Guess I'm not ALL grown up quite yet.
Thank god.
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And apparently you've got some clout with the big guy!!!!
Posted by
BetteJo at October 23, 2007 09:37 PM
Being grown up is overrated, anyhow. :)
Posted by
adena at October 23, 2007 09:55 PM
You ARE all grown up. A fully grown-up whackjob. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Posted by
Sueb0b at October 23, 2007 10:09 PM
hehe! DORK! :P
Posted by
Miracle at October 23, 2007 10:17 PM
Glad the healing worked.
Posted by
jali at October 24, 2007 08:29 AM
I knew this whole grown up thing was coming when you started with the CRAZY INSANE BAKING!
Good Lord woman. I bet you own an apron now too, don't you? Don't you?!?!
If it was divine intervention, it would've been transformed into a Coke. :-)
Posted by
crystal at October 24, 2007 01:07 PM
That Jesusy stuff is wearing off on you! ;)
Posted by
Nina at October 24, 2007 04:33 PM
Could you get beer from the machine that way?
*snort*
Texas is finally rubbing off on you.
But really, you should be drinking Dr. Pepper.
Posted by
Jenny at October 25, 2007 07:36 AM
That's hilarious. Yep, just wait until you add your wedding band to that left finger. But, seriously, we have to be adults, but we don't have to give up having fun. The motto I LIVE by.
Miss ya friend!
Posted by
Jennie at October 25, 2007 10:35 AM
I love you! SO proud of you, big girl!
Posted by cassie at October 25, 2007 03:04 PM
Wow, that's quite the power you have there. Where do I send my donations?
Posted by
Jeff at October 26, 2007 09:08 AM