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The Bad Part Of The Good Job
The bad part is that I have to be found healthy and free of drugs. And they do that by giving me tests.
That means I had to pee in three different cups over the last few days. And I had 2 needles in my arms just yesterday. STUPID HEALTH!
I feel like a lab rat. A lab rat that has now perfected peeing in a cup, that is. Honestly? The first try wasn't so pretty. The last one, though? Oh....it was flawless.
But at least it has now been determined that I'm not a drug user, I don't have TB and, overall, I'm a pretty healthy gal. Healthy...and with damn good aim.
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Chase"The champion pisser"
LMAO!!
Posted by
Miracle at October 9, 2007 06:30 AM
congratulations on the new job! I had to take a drug test for my new job too, and luckily it was just peeing in a cup. Not the best aim, unfortunately. I was so scared I'd have to deal with needles, but I was spared. You're brave, glad you survived!
Posted by
doahleigh at October 9, 2007 07:02 AM
Geez, they want to make sure you are TB free too? You want to know an embarrassing secret? I didn't learn to move the cup to the front of the "love area" until I was about 25 and always had to try twice!
Posted by
Hilly at October 9, 2007 08:14 AM
Although I know you're happily not single, if you ever need to create a singles' ad, "Healthy with great aim" is basically all you'd need to snatch up a keeper.
Posted by
Jennie at October 9, 2007 08:45 AM
And I work for the lab your specimens most likely went to! Heh heh!
Actually, I wouldn't have access and it would be against Federal Regulations for me to reveal it if I did. (official disclaimer)
Posted by
BetteJo at October 9, 2007 03:47 PM
Wait...Isn't the "love area" the heart?
I'm so confused.
Posted by
Jenny at October 10, 2007 09:51 AM
Don't get pregnant! You have to pee in a cup every doctor's visit.
Congrats on the new job!
Posted by
Amy Jo at October 16, 2007 04:17 PM
