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Well, We HAVE To Get Married Now
Because, um, we have registries.
 
We kinda forgot about the whole registering thing at first - until everyone was all "dude, you're getting married in a few months and you haven't registered?!"  Whoops.
 
So we went to the bestest store in the whole world.  Target.  And then we went to the other bestest store in the world.  Bed, Bath & Beyond.  (By the way, I can't count THE bestest store in the world, Williams-Sonoma because most of our friends are poor and would laugh in our faces and just give us a jar of dirt if we registered there.)
 
Keep in mind that I am marrying a man who doesn't own a toaster because he hasn't had enough time (ahem, 30 years) to do in-depth research as to which one is best...so you can imagine how calm and peaceful and not at all a strangle-inducing event making two registries was for me.  Needless to say, it took us over a month to complete.
 
And we didn't even register for a toaster.
 
But there IS an Xbox 360 on there.  I'll give you one guess who fought to put it on there.  I'll also give you a guess on who rolled their eyes and said "OH MY GOD PUT IT ON THE REGISTRY ALREADY BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT AND NO I DON'T THINK ANYONE IS GOING TO GET YOU THAT BUT WHATEVERRRRRRRR."
 
Anyway.  Did you know you're supposed to register for at least 2 items per guest invited?  That would mean we were supposed to register for about 240 items.   With BOTH our registries combined, we have about 60 items, I think.  And that's counting each plate separately.  
 
So yeah.  Good times.  
 
I wanted to put the registry info on the blog, but I think I'll decline.  I know there's at least one stalker out there reading this and you don't need to know my address, Mr.Fabulous sicko stalker person whoever you are.
 
But, uh, if you do want to buy us a spoonula (aren't those AWESOME?!) or a full set of pots and pans, I won't complain. F'reals. You can email me and I'll give you the info on how to find us.  (Aren't I freaking nice?)
 
Only a little over four months, people.  In four months and I'm gonna be a wife.
 
A wife without a toaster, of course...but still.
January 12, 2008 08:59 PM |
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Oh the registry was my favorite part about getting married....what? Ok ok, maybe the actual ceremony, geez. Have you created an Amazon registry as well? That one was our heavy hitter because we had things like blenders and toasters, so we went all over the map with Amazon!
Posted by Hilly at January 13, 2008 11:01 AM

I'm still waiting on my invitation. :) And the hubbie should have gone for a Wii on your registry, not an XBox.
Posted by Karl at January 13, 2008 11:13 AM

You registered for an xbox 360? Nice. I'm dreading completing this process. I'm certain something is wrong with me.
Posted by Janet at January 13, 2008 11:23 AM

Who needs a toaster when you might be getting an xbox 360!
Posted by doahleigh at January 14, 2008 08:59 AM

I'll buy you the damn toaster already. But only a 2-slicer. Anything more than that and you're on your own.
Posted by Jeff at January 14, 2008 02:44 PM

I'd love to have the registry info. Send it to me my dear. And some people will just give cash. And some people will come and take advantage of the open bar and give you nothing. And some people will give you handmade quilts with dogs on them. Weddings are just the most fascinating things. It's coming up!
Posted by She Likes Purple at January 15, 2008 09:30 PM

A good toaster is worth it's weight in gold. Ours is from the dollar store and now only toasts one side of the bread...
Posted by crystal at January 17, 2008 07:32 PM

ROFL @ the XBox! He's such a boy! And LOL @ your stalker! Hey, email me your registry, or I won't send you the duck photo. :)
Posted by BlondeBlogger at January 19, 2008 01:23 AM