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The Wedding Is Off

Him : Hey! I've lost 5 pounds!

Me : Really? Awesome! Since when?

Him : Since Monday.

 

 

Yeh. He's lost the same amount of weight in 5 days that it took me a month to lose.

 

I hate him. 

February 1, 2008 07:05 PM |
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Now now... don't be so hasty. Marry him so you can take half his money in the divorce. That will teach the bastard a lesson...
Posted by Dave2 at February 1, 2008 09:40 PM

Heh. Reminds me of that commercial for some diet pills or something and she's all, this is what happened to her husband after losing -- pounds and he's all skiiny and happy and then she is all, and this is what happened to me, and she's still fat but lost her boobs. :)
Posted by mommiebear2 at February 2, 2008 08:30 AM

Men!
Posted by Suebob at February 2, 2008 10:14 AM

Good god, woman, don't scare us like that!! I saw the post title and thought oh NO, what happened?? I was worried he might have asked you to let him dress like Ninja Warrior for the wedding or something :)
Posted by Elizabeth at February 2, 2008 10:20 AM

Men suck.
Posted by Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah at February 2, 2008 11:45 AM

I think you're completely justified to not only break off the engagement, but maybe even break (his) leg. Grrrrr.....
Posted by neebelung at February 8, 2008 08:27 AM

Victor's the same way. If he eats one less milkshake a day he loses 20 pounds in like 4 days. It's ridiculous. Also, have you noticed that they never get cellulite? I say we dump them and get married to each other. I can learn to tango.
Posted by Jenny at February 9, 2008 05:51 PM